A Game About Achieving Stuff
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Cut out the annoying "gameplay" and get straight to what matters: making numbers go up. Walk down identical corridors, hoard useless loot, and perform 200 highly specific, stupid tasks just to make a little notification pop up on your screen. Pure achievement satisfaction.
Достижения
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Title DropYou started the game! Thanks for clicking on buy!
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Toddler
Look at you go! Almost like a real person.
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Pizza Money
You found your first gold stash. It's a start!
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Take A Seat
You sat down once. Thrilling gameplay isn't it?
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Eco Friendly
You turned off a torch. Saving energy one pixel at a time.
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Keeper of Keys
You picked up a key. Don't lose it.
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Loot Box
You opened a chest. No credit card required!
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Deep Thinker
You stood still for 30 seconds. Contemplating the meaning of life? Or just checking your phone?
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Quarterly Bonus
You found a Lootbox. Finally a return on your investment...
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The First Step
You unlocked 25 achievements. 'The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.'
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Consumerism
You found the Store. You are legally required to exit through here.
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Swiss Cheese
You found 10 secret rooms. You're just walking face-first into every wall aren't you?
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First Customer
You bought your first item!
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Sound Check
You found the Music Room. The acoustics are perfect for echoing screams.
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Vinyl Hipster
You started the gramophone. It sounds terrible but you insist it has 'warmth'.
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Safety Violation
You entered the Fire Hazard room. 0 days since the last workplace accident.
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Prometheus
You brought the fire! Now don't burn the place down.
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A Quick Jog
Running away from your problems?
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Bookworm
You found the Library. Try not to learn anything by accident.
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Screenshot Time
A perfect spot for a selfie, if phones existed.
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Believe
You unlocked 50 achievements. 'Believe you can and you're halfway there.' (Mathematically incorrect but nice sentiment).
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Boop
You bonked a wall once. Physics: 1 You: 0.
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Janitor
You picked up 10 keys. You sound like a walking wind chime.
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Paper Skin
You took 100 damage. Maybe try dodging? Just a suggestion.
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The Real Monster
You found the HR Department. The scariest room in the entire dungeon.
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Nothing to See Here
Check the wall behind you in the starting area
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It's that Simple
You killed your first innocent, everybody can make mistakes.
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Piggy Bank
You placed your first gold piece, I'm sure the bank won't loose it.
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Dead End
You found the Funerarium. People are literally dying to get in here.
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Existential Dread
You are now aware of your own mortality (and your HP).
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Near Death Experience
One hit point left. Do not sneeze.
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RNGesus
You found the RNG Department. Time to pray to the random number gods.
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Robbery in Progress
You found the Bank. Time to hoard your gold like a dragon with a 401k.
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Unboxing Video
You opened a sarcophagus. 0/10 loot would not unbox again.
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Wrong Lever
You activated a lever! What's it for?
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Persistence
You unlocked 75 achievements. 'Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.'
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First Date
You found your first bony friend! Don't ask him out, he doesn't have the guts.
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Number Go Up
The dopamine treadmill begins now. Watch the bar fill up!
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Skip
You jumped 100 times. Boing. Boing. Boing.
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Wasted
First time? Don't worry, it won't be the last.
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The Backrooms
You found 100 secret rooms. You spend more time inside the walls than in the actual dungeon.
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Getting Stronger
Double digits! Don't let it go to your head.
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Headbanger
You bonked a wall 50 times. You know you can just... turn?
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Serial Clicker
You killed 10 innocents. Your finger "slipped" ten times? Really?
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Meat Shield
You took 1000 damage. You have lost more blood than the human body actually contains.
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The Janitor
You bought a Scepter of Hygiene. Someone has to clean up this mess.
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Passive Income
Your investment has paid off, enough to buy you a cup of cofee. A digital one at least. If this game had any...
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Key Hoarder
You picked up 50 keys. You know most doors are unlocked right?
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Happy Hour
You got drunk for the first time. Responsible drinking is not a mechanic in this game.
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Global Warming
You lit up 5 fire bowls! Something has changed in the air!
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Dream Big
You unlocked 100 achievements. 'If you can dream it you can do it.' You dreamt of digital trophies. Cute.
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Strobe Light
You turned on and off torches 25 times. Trying to start a dungeon rave?
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Skeleton Crew
5 skeletons found! That's almost enough for a basketball team, if they had muscles.
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Liquid Courage
You drank alcohol for the first time. It tastes like regret and pixels.
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Maximum Immersion
You sat for 60 seconds straight. The action is literally non-stop.
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Part of the Furniture
You sat down 20 times. You live here now. Just stay there.
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Concussion
You bonked into a wall 100 times. Mind your head...
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Statue
Stand perfectly still for 360 seconds.
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Are you smiling for real?
You killed 100 innocents, it's getting wierd...
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Space Program
You jumped 1000 times. Houston, we have a problem. It's you.
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Insider Trading
You earned 10 000 gold in interests, but what's you secret? TELL ME!
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Marathon
My feet hurt just watching you.
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Wolf of Wall Street
You placed 10 000 gold pieces! Congrtatualation, you now control this game's financial system!
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The Floor is Lava
You spent 120 sec in the air. The floor is lava. Or maybe you just like furniture.
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Fade To Black
You turned off 50 torches! Do you hate seeing the game? Is it that ugly?
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Closet Cleaner
10 skeletons found! You really have a lot of skeletons in your closet, don't you?
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Personal Trainer
You bought the Skill Book. Time to turn those polygons into muscles.
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Overqualified
You maxed out all skills. You are too good for this dungeon. You're fired.
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Bad Investment
You bought the Giant Bone. You just spent a fortune on a dead guy's limb.
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New Hire
You upgraded a skill for the first time. We'll add it to your permanent record.
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Power House
You're actually getting kind of scary.
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Cozy Corner
You read 'The Bone Song' while sitting. A rare moment of culture in a dungeon full of murder.
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Corporate Climber
You upgraded 10 skills. Management is watching. Don't disappoint them.
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Spoiler Alert
You bought the Cheat Sheet. Some people like surprises. You clearly do not.
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The Grind
You unlocked 150 achievements. 'The only way to do great work is to love what you do.' Do you love this? Really?
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Validation Seeker
You bought the Ledger of Vanity. Now you can track exactly how much time you are wasting.
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???
Скрыто до получения.
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Corporate Bribery
You gave the Janitor his missing limb.
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It's Over 9000!
Okay, you're definitely hacking.
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Capitalism Wins
You bought 250 items. Congratulations you have single-handedly saved the economy.
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Germaphobe
You bought 25 Scepters of Hygiene. You missed a spot.
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Mimic Hunter
You opened 20 chests. Punching them first doesn't help by the way.
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Crab People
Strafe left or right for a total of 60 seconds. Sidestepping your problems won't make them go away.
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Circular Economy
You found the recycling room. We turn yesterday's heroes into tomorrow's skeleton minions. Very sustainable.
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Screensaver
You stood still for 30 minutes. Nice wallpaper you got there. Is it 4K?
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Workplace Hazard
You jumped down a dark well. Did you really think there was a promotion down there?
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Mass Murderer
YOU KILLED 500 INNOCENT PEOPLE??? WHY? Those are women, children!
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No Body Left Behind
You found every single skeleton! Honestly, we ran out of bone puns five achievements ago.
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Refrigerator Logic
Opening your inventory again won't magically make new loot appear. It's not a fridge.
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Run Forest Run
You just kept running...
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Moonwalker
Showing off are we? Or is your S key stuck?
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Intervention
You got drunk 25 times. HR has scheduled a meeting. We are worried about you.
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Pro Teabagger
We don't condone this behavior. But here's an achievement anyway.
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Max Leverage
You activated 29 lever! Why 29? Why not?
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Making it Rain
1,000 Gold collected. Try not to weigh your character down.
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???
Скрыто до получения.
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Filthy Rich
10,000 Gold collected. Okay, mostly just rich.
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???
Скрыто до получения.
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Art Connoisseur
You inspected all the paintings. You are now officially better than everyone else.
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The Midas Touch
1,000,000 Gold collected. Netflix called, they want to make a documentary about you!
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