Blue-Collar Astronaut
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Arcade space-physics meets your student loans. Blue-Collar Astronaut literally and figuratively explores upwards mobility on your way to the All-American Space-Dream.
Достижения
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Got further than DonNext stop, riches!
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Student loan unlocked!What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?
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Master of student loansNot one, but two for the price of two!
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Dr. Loans DSD.Doctorate prestige will vary.
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10-4 Good BuddyYou've trucked all there is to truck.
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Trail BlazerWho put these cones here?
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Shiny!All that glitters is not Au.
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Pizza PerfectThe pizza is safe… for now.
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Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thingWe make mascots and dabble in insurance.
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There can only be oneSpacelander. Coming to theaters near you.
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Master of the normalAint nobody done normals like me.
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Thanks for playing!...and thanks for checking out the credits!
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These things happenSomebody should really clean that graffiti up.
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Hey! I'm napping here!Let sleeping truckers lie.
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You're a hero!Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.
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One year inIt's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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StudiousPaid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.
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Oh no!If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Master of timeTime is relatively precious.
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Living on a prayerWooooooOOOOh we're half way there.
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<Insert kitty poster>Hang in there.
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ONE HUNDRED PERCENTThis is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!
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Asteroid defense could use more fundingIt's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.
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Buy more sticky notesA fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.
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Thy core is of a hard persuasionThe hardcore do understand.
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I AM ASTRONAUTStared into the void. Laughed.
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Payin' down the plasticLook at you. So responsible.
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Loan down!The future is bright…er!
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I pity the schoo!Teacher's pet.
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Pizza robot got nothin' on meIn the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.
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Outta my grillTook the worst the universe could throw at you.
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With honorsThe classiest of the top of the class.
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Pizza without failNo challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.
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The way of the space roadClearly truckin' runs at the core of you.
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Keep those expenses lowSome things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.
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Get it there cheapGet it? One of my favorite puns so far.
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Semi… expensiveGet it? One of my favorite puns so far.
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Kid geniusFinished school in under 10 minutes!
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No money back
Pizza on time. Every. Time.
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Sleep is overratedPayed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning
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Not a scratch!The resale value has held up amazingly!
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Done did everythingYou even did that one thing? Such dedication!
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Keep it topped offYou're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.
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