Chess for Idiots
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The first intellectually non-discriminatory chess variant. Instead of thinking, just move your pieces in one of the many absurd ways!
Достижения
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TUSK PLAYS ON ARROWSTake a look at the control tips after launching the first game.
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TUSK INSULTS FOR NOT HAVING V-BUCKS
Witness a player throwing his own coin off the board.
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TUSK DARES TO CHECK THE PRESIDENT
Put someone in check.
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TUSK IN CHARGE, IT'S OVER
Finish your first game.
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TUSK CALLS TO COLLECT BRUSHWOOD
Push your coin and your opponent's coin into the water at the same time.
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TUSK WORSE THAN MATE-THEW
Checkmate someone.
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TUSK TAKES TWO
Capture at least two pieces at once.
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TUSK HAS JUST WON AND ALREADY BROKE HIS PROMISES
Win your first game.
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TUSK'S SCARING AGAIN
Make Dudu say "don't scare, don't scare".
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TUSK CLAIMS THAT QWERTY ARE PEOPLE
Confirm that your pawn is actually a Queen.
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TUSK IS BURNING TIRES
Push your opponent's coin into the water without losing your piece.
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TUSK'S FAULT!
Get an elimination using Hot Sauce.
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TUSK LOVES REVENGE
Decide to have a rematch.
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TUSK STEALS 800+
Eliminate an enemy coin with Deflation.
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THE TUSK (D)EFFECT
Eliminate an enemy coin after bouncing off "für deutschland".
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TUSK LAYS HIS HAND ON THE CHURCH
Convert an enemy Pawn with your Bishop.
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TUSK PROMOTES BODY POSITIVITY
Use Deflation a second time on the same coin.
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TUSK DETONATED THE SPEAKER
Eliminate at least 2 enemy coins with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.
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KONOPSKI - TUSK'S VICTIM
Get 3 different eliminations with Arrow: close, mid-range, long range.
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EN PASSANTUSK
Eliminate a pawn by flying over it.
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TUSK ENSLAVES THE MARKET
Get eliminations using every finger of the invisible hand of the market.
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TUSK LITTERS IN THE NATIONAL PARK
Throw a coin very far off the board.
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TUSK MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN
Draw a game.
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TUSK PUT THE ECONOMY ON THE EDGE
Make the coin land on its edge.
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TUSK CAUSES PUTINFLATION
Use Inflation a second time on the same coin.
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TUSK HELPLESS AGAINST INFLATION
Get an elimination with a diminished coin (without losing it).
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TUSK SAYS CHECKMATE
Give Check and Mate at the same time.
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TUSK IS DESTROYING AT AN ALARMING RATE
Capture at least four pieces at once.
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TUSK SELLS POLISH CAPITAL
Convert an enemy Rook with your King.
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TUSK VS KACZYŃSKI
Capture a king with a king.
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TUSK FLEES TO BRUSSELS
Perform castling with your own coins.
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TUSK VIOLATES THE CONSTITUTION
Use Polarization to throw two coins off the board at once, only to find that one comes back.
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TUSK DESTROYS THE ZŁOTY
Use Hot Sauce on a 1 złoty coin.
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TUSK BLOWS LEFT AND RIGHT
Get eliminations by blowing all types of chess pieces + any non-chess coin.
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TUSK WANTS TO DIVIDE AND CONQUER
Eliminate at least two enemy coins with Polarization.
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EDGING OF TUSK
Use your own piece to make a German agent fall off the board.
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TUSK IS BETRAYING THE NATION
Eliminate 4 pieces of the same player (can be your own) with one shot from the Wozdoopy Grenade.
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TWO AGAINST ONE IS A TUSK'S GANG
Make at least two coins land on (and eliminate) the same coin.
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POLES' GROWING EARNINGS ANNOY GERMANS
Eliminate a coin affected by Hot Sauce by enlarging a Polish coin.
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THE RETURN OF TUSK
Make a coin with SeaWeed fall into the water.
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TUSK WITH GERMAN AMBITIONS
Destroy a SeaWeed and get an elimination with the same coin.
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TUSK WANTS TO TEACH CHILDREN...
Dry beat foreign horse meat 4 times in a row. (You cannot push any into the water, nor kill your own horses, nor kill other types of pieces - you have to focus only on foreign horses until you jump on some 4 times in a row)
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TOUCH OF TUSK
Eliminate a coin that has a SeaWeed on it without destroying it first.
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TUSK JUST WANTS TO EAT AND LIVE
Get an elimination using Brushwood on coin with SeaWeed.
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TUSK IS A FOREIGN AGENT
Eliminate an enemy piece by a foreign coin that has your SeaWeed on it.
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TUSK'S 100 LIES
Complete 100 games.
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1000 TUSK VICTIMS
Eliminate 1000 coins.
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