Election Year Knockout
Об игре
Выбей политическую несправедливость!
Достижения
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Hitting the Campaign Trail
You've finally formed your own third party and have hit the campaign trail. Literally.
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I Said No Joe!
The brand of shampoo you use shall remain a mystery.
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Become President
See? A third party candidate CAN make it to the top!
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Seeing Stars
You're pretty sure Ted Bruz will be seeing stars now, if he wasn't seeing them before.
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Animal Abuse
PETA is probably going to come after you for that one...
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Oh Hi Mom!
It's unfortunate Jab's mother had to witness that.
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One Hit Jab
No amount of green apples prepared Jab Bush for that...
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Not Surprised
You were light on your feet, probably due to past trauma.
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The Whole Flock
You certainly just showed up Birdie's whole flock!
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Face Plant
It's always funny.
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The Art of Arrow Catching
You just proved to the world that you've mastered the art of catching an arrow mid-flight.
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Do Pirates Juggle?
Well, even if they don't you're pretty sure you just juggled a pirate.
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No Coffee Breaks!
How does she not need the restroom after all that coffee?
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Wait, what?
Is it fish or fishes? How many Pisces am I holding up?
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En Garde!
Parry, riposte! Wait, is he using a real sword?
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You're the Donald Now
There can be only one!
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Kame... Hame...
HAAAAAAAAAA!
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You're Fired!
You gotta say it with just the right accent.
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The Conditioner
It's not the worst boxer nickname you could have gotten. Like "Shiny Pony."
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Beating to the Dance
Boxing glove beats box step.
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Don't laugh at me!
Because sporting violence is now the legal way to stop someone from making fun of you.
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Hockey Pucked
You countered a cross-check with a butt-ending haymaker. Most of these are hockey terms.
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Supreme Leader
People in North Korea are now calling you their Supreme Leader. Assassins are probably after you now...
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This Guy Cheats...
How does this guy keep healing like that?
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Targeting Systems
That's what he gets for buying secondhand missiles.
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Not the Hair!
You sure messed up Donald Thump's hair real bad. He did not look happy.
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Cannonballs of Steel
You showed Cap'n Crenshaw who has the bigger cannonballs.
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