Genital Jousting
Об игре
Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
Достижения
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Go LeftMove to the left.
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Go RightMove to the right.
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Fire InspectorSafely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
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Generous LoverFinish last in a Party Mode game.
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Self DefenceUse the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
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Swan TamerMake peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
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Till Death Do UsHave sex in the Date Night graveyard.
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AutopaedicatioPenetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
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Always Finishes FirstGood at video games. Terrible at sex.
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ClumsyDie a lot of times in your nightmares.
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Most Improved TapulatorLearn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
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Spare WheelBe the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
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???Скрыто до получения.
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The Perfect PartnerMarry yourself in Abstinence.
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Master UnlockerCollect enough milk to fill the tank.
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Magnetic BassholeWin Lights Out in under five seconds.
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Popcorn BuffetEat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
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My PreciousGet all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
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Safety FirstEveryone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
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PaperworkSubmit your monthly physical report.
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Early BirdSwallow every worm.
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Sleep No MoreDon't let sleeping dongs lie.
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Bulking GearUse all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
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???Скрыто до получения.
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Couch PartyHave enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
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Fussy LoverSave yourself for that special orgy.
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