Goblin Rules Football
Об игре
Goblin Rules Football (GRF) is an arcade sports game that is sort of like a dumb version of Rugby (AND NOW GOLF). You can play single player against the bots or multiplayer in either 1v1 or 3v3 matches. Power ups, punching, kicking, touching the ball on the ground, and more! That more is golf
Достижения
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Stubbed toeOuch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs!
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Howdy Howdy HowdyA friendly YEEHAW to you too, good sir or madam or whatever honorific you go by
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Learning how to loseLearn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial
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Touchdown!You rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow!
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1v1 me broYou took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football
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The little l (not a capital I or one)You lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright!
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The Kick is GOOD!!!Congratulations on making your kick after attempt! Your reward? 2 points instead of 1 just because of how special I think you are.
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Beta BlockerBLOCKED! Block a kick to send it right back in their face!
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10 Balls on the Ground (Pick them up!)10 Touchdowns. Scion tC. 100 MPH. It all makes sense now.
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The BIG WYou won a singleplayer game! Wow!!!
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Squad Rolling OutPlaying with friends? Randos? Doesn't matter. You're a 3 person squad squad now. Time to ride or die in your first 3v3 match.
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Ten Uprights Split10 made kicks. Maybe try from a harder spot next time?
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Lord have mercyLosing a game by getting mercy ruled is embarrassing. But, hey, I have good news. It could always happen again
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Little Pile of L's10 loses. Who do you think you are? The Chicago Bears? (please don't get mad at me Bears fans)
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Ten Dubs10 wins? In a row??? Oh, not in a row. Oh well. Still impressive? Maybe?
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Mercy is for the weakYou SMASHED your opponent on the field of Goblin Rules Football until the mercy rule saved them from further embarrassment
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Un Hundredo Touchdown-o's100 touchdowns scored. Pretty good. Solid Production. Jerry Rice scored 208, though, so maybe put in a little more effort?
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100 KECSSorry, 100 KICKS made, not KECS. Stupid horse...
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Chain Smoker100 yeehaws while on my smoke break? How often am I smoking these?
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Smokers RightsAfter 1,000 yeehaws, have you ever bothered to ask WHY I have to smoke outside like this? Hmm? I guess I'm just a second class citizen that looks cute as hell in this little cowboy outfit.
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So Many Kicks, Maybe Too Many Kicks?1,000 kicks made. 2,000 points scored just from kicks. It's no Adam Vinatieri, but at least you tried.
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One Thousand TouchdownsAfter a thousand touchdowns, aren't your legs a little tired?
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A Mountain of L'sYour perseverance is admirable. Your skill is not.
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A Century of Wins100 wins. #wow #whoa
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Kilo-wins1,000 wins. Who thought You'd ever do it? not me. I can't believe anyone has played this game that long. What are you even getting out of it at this point?
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A Molehill of L'sAfter 100 loses, don't you think it's time to retire? (Please don't actually stop playing my game)
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