Holy Grain
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Holy Grain is a celebration of absurdity and over-the-top comedic brutality. It’s a full-on attack against political correctness and wholesome family values. In this roguelike, you’ll team up with two characters: the Counselor and the Entity, to save the world from its impending doom.
Достижения
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Say HelloGood manners cost nothing.
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No Means No
This relentless old man just won’t shut up about his grand uprising. You’re just trying to grow some damn carrots in peace.
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Fuck Tollroads
Tolls are only paid with one currency: a good ol' fashioned assault with weapons of mass destruction.
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Santiago’s White Horse
What color is Santiago’s white horse?
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Jamón Royale
There's nothing better than a top-tier ibérico ham. Everything else is just noise.
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Criminal Sympathizer
Raiding villages is hard work. Someone’s gotta keep the criminals morale high.
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Hit the Road, Jack
And don’t you come back. No more, no more, no more, NO MORE.
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Your throne
Gain access to the throne and lead your trained soldiers through the world.
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Goblin Baptistery
Who wouldn’t love a first-century Goblin Baptistery?
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Rock to the Head
That’s what you get for insulting people.
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Coward
All that fighting, just to back out at the last moment.
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Merry Christmas!
Santa Claus found his way back to the North Pole, saving Christmas once and for all.
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Clan war
Seize leadership of the outlaw clans and unite them to conquer new territories.
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Political Party
The corruption (of others) is over; it's time to build a true political project (for personal enrichment).
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Child Buyer
The younger they are, the easier they are to train. It's just good business.
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Lone Cake
Never trust a lone cake. It might come with... explosive flavours.
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Legend Slayer
Once, they were heroes, unbeatable warriors, and fearless leaders. Now? Just ghosts of the past that you’ve proven weak.
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VIP Access
Even though you and the castle lord hate each other, you’re still the life of the party—and that’s your ticket through the gates.
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Democratically Elected Mayor
The life of a hero is exhausting, it’s better to be mayor.
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Vandal
Houses exist to be destroyed—taunting you with their well-maintained doors.
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Drunk Uncle
Every family has an Uncle Paco. Not every family manages to make him quit drinking. Military general by profession, therapist by accident.
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Clean Plate
Food is sacred, even if it looks disgusting. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
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Magic mastery
With the elfic magic in your hands, and its marcial power beneath you, there's only one thing left to do: save the world.
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Grilled Pup
Pork and beef are fine, but you’re here for the exotic cuts of the highest quality.
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Enzlaved Govlinz
Onli the govlinz will allou you to dizkover the zekretz behind elfik magik.
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Jack the Kille
Jack seemed such a chill guy... until he stabbed you in the face.
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Squidward of the Forest
A forest fairy that speaks Spanish? Now that’s a fantasy.
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The Book Fair
Missionary librarians work hard to preserve knowledge, and they deserve a day of celebration.
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Troublemaker Student
You’re a troublemaker in class, and that’s why you got a warning.
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Sibling Rivalry
The battle for the throne has begun. A vagabond versus a cripple—who will win?
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Darkhan's Love
Point to where the evil elf touched you on this doll.
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DEMENTIA!
WHAAAAAAAAT???
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Demon Employee
Who would’ve thought being an employee of Lil Zatan would be so beneficial?
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The Crown of Bullheadz
Everyone knows 2+2 equals 22.
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The Legend of Fatfoot
It’s always good to have a spirit in your debt.
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Gluttony
There’s never enough food. Every free moment is a great time to stuff your face with a turkey.
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The Priest
The Goddess's cult feels very promising.
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Death to Christmas
Christmas is for fools who can't handle real life. Santa? Just a decrepit old man clinging to relevance. Time to make way for a new king of winter.
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Elves are Homophobic
It was clear they weren’t gonna be saints, they had to explode somewhere.
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Infernal Castle
Oblatio rite facta est. Potestas ignis renascent et cum studio clamat.
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Goblin Self-Love
Daz right, Zokz! Ya worth way more zan dat elfy b*tch!
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Goblin Brotherz
Wherever dere be Bootz, Zokz muzt be too!
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Animal Shelter
No one loves animals like you do. Humans can rot, but a pup is sacred.
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Real Estate Investor
True happiness comes from hoarding enough properties to drive an entire neighborhood into poverty.
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Nursing Home
Grandma Carmen finally returns to the place where she belongs.
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Poor Piece of Crap
You’re so broke, a thief gave you money?
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Child Sale
That kidnapped brat had to be useful for something.
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Animal Rights
Against all odds, you convinced an animal abuser to stop hitting his dog (by making him beat his soldiers instead).
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