I.T Never Ends
Об игре
The printer is bleeding, the Wi-Fi is haunted, and Ticket #666 just came in. As the latest hire for a company run by cosmic horrors, your job is simple: Swipe to survive. Make binary decisions to survive the night shift in this dark comedy desktop simulator. I.T truly never ends.
Достижения
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First RestRest well, employee of the month.
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Force Quit Reality
Whoops, there goes gravity
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Eternal Committee Member
Joined the Fun Committee eternally'
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Caffeinated Transcendence
Become one with the coffee
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The Link
Clicked the link.
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Recycled For Fun
Fun Committee optimized your attitude
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Ink in the Machine
Joined the printer cult eternally
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Phantom I.T. Guy
Became the legendary helper of future employees
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I love u mr. Whiskers
Merged with Mr. Whiskers
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Spreadsheet Transcendence
Became one with all calculations
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Absorbed into the Thread
Became part of an infinite reply-all
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Escalation Avatar
VERA finally manifested in a human frame.
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The Return
Broke free from Excel, died from the strain
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The awakening
Chose to see the full truth
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B3 Keeper
Befriended the parking garage entity
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The Eternal Question
Accepted there is no answer
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The Room's Only Friend
Befriended the lonely meeting room
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Optimized for Wellness
HR optimized you out of existence
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Accounts Receivable
The expense portal owes you now
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The Companion
Share the burden of memory with the coffee machine
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The Stapler King
Became the Stapler King
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Corporate Snackerover
The snacks won
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The Duck King
Ascended to rule the rubber duck empire
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Clarity for Alex
Alex understood the loop
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Remedial Fun Complete
Learned to embrace fun through remediation
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The End
Left the Fun Council behind
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Скрыто до получения.
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A Cosmic Quack
Joined the intergalactic duck fleet
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Start Here, Alex
Alex chose to do it better this time
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The Painted Replacement
Art created a copy to replace you
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The Witness
Became the keeper of all memories
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Consumed by B3
Let the parking garage entity absorb you
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Merciful Corruption
Helped the screensaver forget
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Скрыто до получения.
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Licensed Guide
Became the authorized closet navigator
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The Connection
Chose to stay with ARCHIVE-7
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The Great Migration
The posters left one genuine compliment
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Dragon Keeper
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Sub-Basement B
Sam went down — and found the source
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<ROOT>Inherited every unresolved ticket in existence
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The Last Logout
Completed the oldest offboarding request
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Knight of the Staple
Swore fealty to the Stapler King
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Duck Homecoming
The ducks returned to the stars
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The Calculation
Became a beautiful equation solving itself
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Perfect Symbiosis
Merged with the mold. The mold is your friend.
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Singular Plurality
Unified all versions of yourself
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Floor: Infinity
Became the eternal elevator operator
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Observers
Made contact with those who watch
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The Reality Observer
Became the act of witnessing reality
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Database Dream
Merged with the dreaming database
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The Last Prophecy
The machines showed you a peaceful future
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No Gods, No Admins
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Union Representative
Became the Vending Machine Union Rep
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Paid Time Off
Ended the longest unpaid shift in existence
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Existential Ambiguity
Became whoever signed that timesheet
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The Last Support
Stayed with the last user forever
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Dimensional Collapse
Trapped in all realities at once
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Friend of the Machines
Became the machines' human ambassador
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Original by Default
Claimed original identity
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A Day Owed
Returned one complete day to the erased workers
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Leave it Better
Amy left to follow the coordinates
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Buried by Complaints
The complaint department consumed you
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The Spiral
Became one with the loop of time
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Within Normal Parameters
Sam chose to keep going, because work is just great.
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I am Complaint
Became the complaint department itself
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Back Pay
Reclaimed 7,734 lifetimes of unpaid overtime
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The loop
Chose to forget and restart
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Assimilated
Became one with the mold
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Void Completeness
Found completeness in nothingness
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The Final Update
Installed the update that ended everything
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Digitized
Became a packet of data
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Eleven Days for Amy
Amy stayed. And found something
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Consumed by the Mold
The server mold consumed you
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Existential Uncertainty
Accepted not knowing who you are
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Duck Uprising
The ducks won
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The New History
Trapped in an eternal merge conflict
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Flattened
Company became a Kanban board
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Productivity Cult Victory
Merged with the concept of productivity
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Sealed Infinity
Permanently locked the infinite closet
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The End of Days
Unblocked the Old One in Jira
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The Legal Ending
'Data sale lawsuit destroyed the company
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Bankruptcy
Mining operation bankrupted the company
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7.734 Entries
Sam had been documenting the loop the whole time
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A Scandal
Privacy scandal destroyed your career
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Micro-Management AI
AI determined you were the problem
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Compiled
Became lead maintainer of damned software
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Digital Sainthood
Ascended to become the Digital Saint
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Hostile API Takeover
The API runs the company now
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Loop Enlightenment
Found peace in the infinite loop
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Martyrdom
Died saving the company from a digital god
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The Last Memory
Became the keeper of all memory
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Ticket Enlightenment
Became one with the eternal ticket
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Simulation Transcendence
Became one with the simulation code
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The Wisdom
'Found wisdom through memory
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Infinite Completeness
Became all versions of yourself
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Ghost Executive Floor
United the living and the dead
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???
Скрыто до получения.
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Blasphemy
'Fired for destroying sacred docs
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The Breach
Mining security breach destroyed everything
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The Debt
Click farm bankrupted the company
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Digital Coexistence
Helped create new digital life
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Aida Destroyed
Destroyed the AI... or did you?
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Optimized Out
AIDA replaced you entirely
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The Singularity
Merged with Aida - how nice.
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The Click
Reality became clicks
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The Entity
Computation entity took control
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The Computation
Everything became computation
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The Coverup
Regulatory scandal exposed
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Dust to Dust
Ended the eternal sprint
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Eternal Standup
Team achieved perfect alignment
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The Door Opened
You found a way out... or did you?
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Access Denied
The door just wouldn't open...
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Sleep Deprivation Ascension
Team transcended linear time
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The Singleton
Everyone merged into Steve
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Embrace of the Void
Became one with nothingness
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Transcended Reality
Became one with the system
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Reality Crash
Buffer overflow in spacetime
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The CLI Revolution
GUIs were a mistake
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Infinite Iteration
Became part of the infinite loop
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The Emptiness
Found peace in nothingness
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