Negative Nancy
Об игре
Hate your job? You are Nancy, a retail clerk at Megamart. Take control of your life by saying “NO” to incompetent bosses, demanding friends, and delusional customers in the first ever interactive sitcom.
Достижения
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Amnesia badge
Fashionable and compulsory... what's not to love?
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Important book
If you bought this book, that means that you are very intelligent.
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TennisRacket
Offers solid feel and stability while still light enough to quickly protect your face.
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Employee of the Decade
Does not come with an increase in pay.
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X-rays
The 'No' centre of the hippocampus is clearly damaged.
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Ankle bracelet
Unfortunately, you're still allowed within 200 meters of a MegaMart.
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Photocopier
"Worth stealing for— paper jam? Again!?"
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Mind opening crystal
Opens minds, wallets and skulls.
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Creator bracelets
He can take many forms... including the wrong one.
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Cheesy Laptop
Excess cheddar voids the warranty.
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Potted cactus
But where was she going without ever knowing the way?
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Fake degree
Nobody checks these things... right?
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Influencer's phone
It's just a prank, bro!' is not a valid legal defence.
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Porcelein possum
You listened to facts about Possums. You must love them very much!
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Fake moustache
Would someone with a moustache lie to you?
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Megaphone
Heightens the users volume <i>AND</i> credibility!
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Possum
Naww, look at his beady little eyes! His twitchy little nose! His frothy little mouth...
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A million bucks
Tasteful briefcase for when you absolutely must onshore dark money.
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Podcast microphone
So high fidelity, it's like there's a boss right there in the room with you!
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Memorial portrait
Died doing what she loved: Enjoying her favourite influencer.
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Diana
She eats better than you, probably.
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Ball and chain
Worth it...?
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Reminder
Disagreehab isn't usually this effective...
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Nuclear football
Who needs policies anyway?
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Bestie's ribbon
Only just falls within the MegaMart allowance for self-expression.
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Kitchen Knife
Extremely well used... just not for cooking.
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Filthy bucket
Emptied one a month, washed once a year.
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Influencer's Necklace
Solid gold, just like his content.
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Rose
The heart wants what it wants.
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Torch
The batteries always last until they're needed.
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Waifu-Chan Poster
Designed to appeal to those who don't.
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Trucker Hat
Ayup. That's a hat.
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Muzzle
Go ahead, ask him for leave. He won't bite... probably.
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