Paradigm
Об игре
Paradigm is a surreal adventure game set in the strange and post apocalyptic Eastern European country of Krusz. Play as the handsome mutant, Paradigm, whose past comes back to haunt him in the form of a genetically engineered sloth that vomits candy.
Достижения
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Notavirus.exeYou installed a virus in IT.
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High Fidelity
You collected all the audio tapes.
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Carpal Tunnel Revenue
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
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Kvlt Grooves
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
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Qualified IT Consultant
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
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Keeps Me Company
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
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Down in the Dungeon
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
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There's No Place Like Wall
You talked to the Man in the Wall.
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Oh My What Long Arms You Have
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
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Quak Me Hard
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
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Toast My Buns
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
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We Don't Go There
You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
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High Five Me Again, Yeah
You high fived the arm one too many times.
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Succulent Space Odyseey
You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
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Crowd Pleaser
You learned some sweet dance moves.
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Koniec
You completed Paradigm. Dope.
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F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M
You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
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Dope
You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
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