Rock 'N Roll
Об игре
Your mission is simple. Billions on earth depend on you to save them from thousands of asteroids endangering their lives! Use your skills to control a space ship with real inertia and use a variety of exciting power-ups and attacks to give you the best chance possible at saving our home planet!
Достижения
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Oh darn, it's just a big chunk of Iron! Whew!..I could have swore it was another darn asteroid and I was dead, but I heard the sound of the ship collector, woot! woot!
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I just got a Fail game, err I mean Full game achievement!Fail.. Full.. Potato, Patato ..It's an achievement anyhow!
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100% Authentic Play! No In-Game Cheats Activated!"I may not be able to save the Earth, but nobody.. I mean NOBODY can ever say I saved humanity by cheating!"
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Titanium! Wow! I'm rich! I'm rich! This stuff gotta be worth millions!...It's worth less than that Nickel I found! What?! ..This space hub is rippin' me off!
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This is the biggest darned Nickel I've ever seen!It's called nickel and worth only slightly more!
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It's bluer than the Earth back home.It's so blue, it makes me feel blue and miss home and my family!
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I just went Platinum baby!..And people always told me I couldn't sing! This platinum proves them all wrong!
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I found something pretty decent called "iridium"!When I first saw the iridium, I thought it was like a big chocolate kiss wrapped in shiny foil!
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Dang, this is nice looking stuff, it's gotta be worth somethin'!..It might be pretty, but it don't make good toilet paper if you run out! Just sayin'!
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Gold looks so much shinier when you're out in space!..It must be the clean air out here making this gold so.. well gold.
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OMG! I "KILT" every asteroid rock thing! It's all gone! Did I win? I won huh?!? -
I just found something real "purty" called Rhodium!OMG, this stuff is worth a TON! .Now where's a McD's when you need one?!
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Yahoo! I just earned my first extra life!Life out here is pretty grim, but I need all I can get to save my loved ones back on Earth!
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What is this CANNON doing out here in Space?!! Can I harvest that iron?WoooHooooo!! Mommmmmmy! Ohhhh Wowwwww! Yeee Hawwww!
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I got my first kill of something that isn't a Rock!That thing.. I thought at first that it was trying to help me shoot the rocks.. then I realized I was in serious trouble!
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I collected my first Zaxpoleon Dynamite! -
50,000 points isn't bad, right?..Hey this game ain't easy, don't tease me!
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Mother Sucker! Wow.. I'm good at sucking this junk up!I just learned how much fun it is to suck! Yummy!
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I just made a new friend in space!This little A55 Kicker really kicks some ass!
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These little asteroid wanna-be things! Argh, I got 10 of them now!"The first iron cluster scared me as I hit it, now they are just annoying!"
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10 Titaniums now! Sounds important! (It's really not! Nickels are more valuable!)They may not be worth much, but they would look nice hangin' on my Christmas tree
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I'm a 30 Second Dream Machine!Holding it for 30 whole seconds takes mad skills!
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I Destroyed 500 Asteroids In A Single Game! -
I just blasted my first asteroid with Zaxpoleon Dynamite! WhooHooo!What a freakin' Blast!
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100,000 points. Piece of cake!..Hand over a cold beer to go this this cake now eh?
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If I ever live through this, I might start mining asteroids more often!$250,000 and all I can spend it on is this space ship! Argh!
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It wasn't easy, but I ain't cheesy!That lightning shootin' alien ship just got REKT by yours truly!
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Cha-Ching! I just found my 10th Nickel out here in space! Would be nice to find like a Quarter now!"10 Nickels = 50 cents... Ugh. ..I'll never be able to buy that faster fire power at this rate!"
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10 X Cobalt, holy moly! ..I'll have a blue "Cobalt" Christmas without you!"You'll be dead and in fright with your Christmas of Plight.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Cobalt Christmas!"
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ARGH! I blew myself! What an explosion! Sheesh! -
I've now pawned 10 Iron balls! A penny saved, a penny earned!"They gave me that look when I pawned them dull dirty iron balls, but I held my head high!"
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Half a million already!? Wow, this is sure easier than working fastfood service!Half a million dollars and not a single pizza joint anywhere around!
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200,000 points, I could do this all day with my eyes closed!Now watch and you might learn something... *CRASH!*
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Five Extra Ships baby! That is NOT easy! Yay me!Five extra lives out here can be lost in mere seconds! But I cannot give up!
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I can't get "rid" of "Iridium".. Now I've got TEN! -
I killed that slimy green space snake before it "blowed me up"!They just keep coming! Those things will explode their acidic innards all over your shiny pretty space ship!
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I was getting lazy out in space, drinking a cold beerAnd then this big ugly green rock thing did appear!
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Another wave of them rocks gone! I feel like they will never end.."5 waves of asteroids, so many close deaths.. But they are worth it! Gotta save 'em"
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I done learned a whole lot about well.. about rocks and shiny stuff!Momma didn't raise no fool!
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I just hit 10 times "Platinum" baby! Look at me go!..With this last platinum, I just matched Garth Brooks first album from 1989, as that album also got 10 platinum too! Woohoo!
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Holy Hell, where did that thing come from? I killed it, I killed it!They call it the VDS.. I call it my worst nightmare. It's moving vaporous eyes are such horror!
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1 Minute of Frantic, Furious Action!Who ain't got time for a minute man?! Call on me whenever you got a minute to spare baby!
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I Wrecked 1,000 Asteroids In A Single Game! -
45 Seconds Baby! Get in Line!You gotta get in line if you wanna play now! I got massive lasting power here!
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I'm a millionaire! One million bucks I've earned baby!!I wish I could hire those Vaporous Death things to work for me instead of trying to kill me!
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I Am A True Rock 'N Roll Star! I Saved the Earth! -
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5 Beautiful Glimmering G.E.O.S. Gems Obtained!10% chance to save the Earth, let's go!
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I tried going "All In" with "Up Your A55" and I gotta say, It is Amazing!"Up Yours Too Buddy!" ;-)
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Half a million points, just a walk in the park!Hey, wake me up when something happens here, will ya?
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I Scored 1,000+ in Hard Rock Mode!Nothin' to be shy about, 1k points is worthy with only one life to live!
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I have PASSED (with a C grade) in Rock 'N Roll! -
It's 10 Osmium I gathered, NOT "opium" as in drugs! Geez! -
I'm a Millionaire! ..Too bad it's only points anda silly achievement on this crazy asteroid blasting game, hmm?
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With all this 10 gold I've collected.. I should be able to make me a nice "golden" stack of pancakes! Mmm.. -
How do you get more Awesome than a mere A?Devastate the rocks and baddies in Rock 'N Roll! A+ baby!
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10 G.E.O.S. Gems Ain't Cheesy.. or Easy!20% chance to save the Earth, let's go!
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I Used 25 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game! -
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B Stands for Brilliant! I am Better than your "average" hero! -
I Obliterated 2,500 Asteroids In A Single Game! -
That's the 10th wave of Asteroids blasted! So many rocks!"Each new wave presents more danger, more crumbles, more aliens.. Can I do it?"
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I just got SHOT while flying that fast!! That's GOTTA be Auto-Aim!"That thing, that thing is cheatin'! How do I report that thing for hackin' with auto-aim!?"
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haXX0r I am! And proud of it mind you!When it comes to saving the Earth, anything goes I say!
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90 Seconds of Pure Perfection!I'm just getting warmed up, are you ready for more?
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I like "purty" things! I have now scooped up 10 Rhodiums! -
25 G.E.O.S. Gems! Holy Play Hooky To Save an Earth Day!50% chance! Come on baby, don't fail me now!
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I've collected FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites! -
I've now collected 10 of each pretty, shiny, thing out here!"It's nice to have a hobby that you enjoy when you're out in space killing monsters, shooting asteroids, and saving the world!"
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15 waves of Asteroids! Holy hell in space! Gotta keep pushin'!"I swear these asteroids are trollin' me now.. is this a really bad dream? Wake up self! Wake up!"
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Two Million Bones!Millions come EASY when you're this damn good!
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2 Minutes. Double the Fun!I never thought I could last two minutes, but it went by too fast honey!
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I just achieved 2,500 points in the hardest of hard times!Hard Rock Mode: 2,500 Points! Respect this!
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A Stands for Awesome, Amazing, and Astonishing!I am an Ace at Rock 'N Roll! Bring on 'dem rocks!
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Take that boss man! I exploded on you! Rawr! -
OMG! I'm an 8 Second Man!It's not easy lasting 8 seconds before exploding!
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Resource Hoarder! ..20 of each!"Mine! All Mine! Give me! Mine! Gimme, Giime!"
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I Used 50 Spi-Roll Attacks In A Game! -
I done learned how to make 'dat money! 10 'dem Rhodiums sold now!"It's really hard to part with something so purty, but I told it that it was me, not it when I left it"
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Oops! I done blown up my A55 Kicker! -
I'm getting soo good at sucking it all up baby!Mmm, Mmm, Good.. Sucking it All up 5 times in a single game! Sluurrrrp!
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5,000 Points in Hard Rock mode!Bow to me now. Before I give you my 5k "pow"!
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You Can't Top This! TEN THOUSAND in Hard Rock Baby!The skills required to get 10k is higher than what's needed to be in the NFL today!
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3 Whole Minutes Equals Triple Pleasure!First I tried the 2 min action, now I'm loving the 3 min!
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I've collected TEN Zaxpoleon Dynamites! -
That damn dynamite saved my life! That red space blob is vaporized! -
I've collected TWENTY FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites! -
I am a true Rock Breaker!5,000 Rocks Shattered.. and counting!
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10 Fast Paced, Furious Minutes!Who wouldn't want someone who can last 10+ minutes at this kinda action!?
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Kamikaze That Mr Space Worm! Blown to HELL! Ha! -
I blew that tentacle looking bastard to kingdom come! -
10K Rock RAWKER!10,000 Rocks you say? ..I'm just getting started!
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5 Minutes I Stayed Alive! High Five!Not anyone can last 5 minutes of that wild ride, but I lasted and held my pride!
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Half an Hour Of Pure Perfection! RAWR!I am truly One-In-A-Million! I'm THAT damn good!
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15 Minutes of Hard C.. err R..ock Action! I'm a Rock 'n Roll God!I dare anyone to last this long!
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25,000 Points in Hard Rock Madness! Holy Smokes I'm Good!Instincts of a cheetah, Blessed Skills of the Heavens! That's Me Baby!
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4 Fabulous Minutes is how I rock it!I just gave it 4.. had so much fun that I wanna last a few more!
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20 Mind Blastin' Hard & Fast Minutes of This!?You can't handle this! ..You can't handle me baby!
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I kicked his ass! Yeah! The bigger they are, the harder they fall!Oh My God did he leave a lot of parts in my way!
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No obstacle is too big if you set your mind to beating it!
Monster Rock + Me = Pile of Dust!
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I didn't let good ol' earth take even a scratch baby!
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