Short Fuse
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Take a break from everyday stress to aim, launch, and bounce around the level in our silly physics game. Select from several players and levels from calm and predictable to chaotic and uncontrollable.
Достижения
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Hydrant!Ever wondered what's inside of those? Ferrets! Lots of ferrets! Also, water
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Gone BowlingHit a bowling ball
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Bounced 100 times!Bounced on at least 100 trampolines
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Collided with The DonOthers have seen The Don walking around - you have done more!
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Join The Heist!You met Milhouse? Great - check your pockets. Your shoes too. There might be microphones hidden now...
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Watch some TV!We first wanted you to hit a normal sized TV, but we figured we'd make it easy on you so now it's a sign. Have at it!
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Clean Air!Clean air - who would want that in their lungs if you can have 100% artificial, healthy, glorious smoke???
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Who's the bestest boy?You are! For unlocking doggo! Good job!
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Charles Davis IIIYou've unlocked the most sophisticated of the players
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Exploded the Largest BombBombs are like mood swings - the bigger the better!
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The Barn LightThe Light! The Light! It's so cold... The light is so cold!
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Join The Rangers!Go and sign up! Or at least knock on their door. Maybe smacking into their station will work, too!
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Talk to Yorick!To be, or not to be isn't a question. How to reach that darn skull however is!
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Hole In One!Can you score one more homerun? Just grab this ball and make it to the endzone to score the next goal!
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I Scream! You Scream! We All Scream For...Generic Ice Cream? What? How lazy can the developers be? They didn't even bother with a brand name, they just labelled the truck Ice Cream! And who the heck put it on that helicopter pad? You can thank Lazar for that. Let's all say it together: Thank you Lazar!
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Ouch ouch ouchThat was probobably a bad idea...
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Meet the SenatorHave you met her? Have you had drinks with her? Petted her dog? She has a dog, right? She looks like she should have a dog. Maybe a Mastiff or a Great Dane. Yeah, his name is probably Jackson.
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Merry Christmas everyone!Congrats. You have hit Santa. I bet he fell over and didn't get up. I hope you feel good about yourself!
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Put some money in the parking meter!Yas! Now there is something exciting! Feeding a parking meter! Yeah! YASSS! LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Choo Choo!Hit all tanker train cars in the level!
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Hit that plastic moving bin thingKnow those moving thingies? To transport dirt. You know the one. Your grandfather had one made of metal. I'm sure they have a name, but my dictionary is in the other room. Could you get it? Please? I trade you a cookie for it...
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Don't walk into the light!Bounce into it instead!
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Yesterday's LunchRemember it? It was so good. Why don't you go looking for it? Maybe there are some leftovers...
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All The Hydrants!Break all hydrants in a level
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Overbite!New research shows that 100% of all dinosaurs died of overbite related causes. Don't believe us? Check out this skull and you'll see what we mean!
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Bounced 1000 Times!What's better than 100? 1000 of course!
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Donut!It's round and brown and for some reason it's in the bathroom... And guess where we put it!
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Tkae me out to the ballgame!Bad news though - I already ate all the hotdogs and drunk all the beer...
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GTO!GTO, short for Greek Toilet Organization, is a non-profit and member of the World Toilet Organization. They also seem to make cars. Weird.
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Jambon!There is only one word I remember from my highschool French class, and that's the word for Ham!
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Who's the best boy?No wait, we already got an achievement with that name. Oh well. I'll fix that later. I'm sure I'll remember!
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What's better than stale bread?Toast of course! Let's see if there are crumbs left inside the toaster!
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John The BlueWe all know John Lennon, John Wayne, and John Wick. But now it's time for John The Blue. Literally. Time to go!
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The Raft!Did you ever exit on the raft in Hitcat III on whittletown creek? No? Oh, you're that guy! Go try again!
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Pladimir Vutin has my Vote!No seriously. I was just about to submit it and he grabbed it and ran away giggling. Do you mind getting it back for me?
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Everyone loves Mommy K!Bounce bounce bounce - now it's your turn
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Giant Mushroom!Need we say more?
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Healthy Eating!Quinoa is a flowering plant in the amaranth family. It's supposedly healthy and tastes like butt - so luckily this achievement has nothing to do with it. Just hit that clown, he's hiding somewhere out there!
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Soccer!Bananas, sandwich bread, deli turkey, Muenster cheese, 2lbs bacon, red potatoes, steaks if they look nice, mustard, butter, eggs, twix, yoghurt, orange juice, refried beans, pineapple, cornflakes.
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Got Gas?You can tell us, we won't judge.
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Good Reception!Can you go up on the roof and adjust the antenna? The reception is a bit fuzzy right now.
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It's a nose!No really. We promise. Get your mind out of the gutter! It's a nose!
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Winston McFreelyHave you seen Lucy's ass? It's big and round and has all kinds of colors!
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Tic Toc Boom!The boss said we need to use more social media. He wanted something to blow up on Tic Toc... Am I doing this right?
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Tomatoes!At least we didn't ask you find something tiny like a catchup packet!
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Find Bubba!Then hit him. Not on him though - he'll probably do that for you!
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Bounced 10,000 Times!Ten Thousand Trampoline bounces - wow, you better take a break!
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Weekend with this guy!He rocks. He's the best. If it wasn't for that darn restraining order, I'd jump him right into his face! Or break into his home at night, make some toast, butter it real good, and leave it for him on is bedside table.
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U Boat!That's German for submarine! Or Klingon for your momma is so far she needs a periscope to see past her triple chin!
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Pinky BearBe gentle with her!
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