The Best BJ
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The Best BJ is a full featured Blackjack 21 simulator that pits you against a virtual casino Blackjack dealer! ..How good are you at "BJ" and are you ready to show off your impressive BJ skills? Whether you are a pro or looking to get better, "The Best BJ" is for you!
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I Busted! Ahhhhh!I Mean Who Can Do This Whole 'BJ' Thang And Not Ever Bust?
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Got My First BJ!Ohhhh *moans* What A Great BJ It Was!
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Negative Karma DecisionTook The Easy Money.. Don't Care About Being a Bum!
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Spit it.. err Split It! Yeah!First Time Splitting My Stuff!
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Made My First Thousand Bucks!I Can Now Buy 4 Good Sucks! ;-)
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I Have A Balance of $69!I May Not Be Rich, But I'm Happy Damn It!
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Positive Karma DecisionMade A Tempting Choice To NOT Take The Easy Money!
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That dealer, she.. she.. she... shafted me hard!I know she's cheating and got the cards stacked against me, so I reset my damn game! But who's angry?! ..Not me!
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I Made The Top 10 For The First Time!I'm Destined for Greatness.. When It Comes To This 'BJ' Thang!
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Made My First Five Thousand Bucks!I Can Now Buy One Really Good F*ck!
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This damn game says that I'm "Rude"...Well dammit, now I'm in a bad, bad mood!
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Eryka Summers.. Pffft. She's definitely cheating me!I want to... %$%&# this Eryka Cheater Face! I will RESET my game every time she cheats me!
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So Eryka, you filthy rotten &#@&! Must suck to be stuck cheatin' and stuck inside my PC!I've RESET my damn game 25 times now, and she can go straight to hell! ..Uhh *cough* - No, I'm not mad at all! Grrr....
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This crazy game says that I'm "Unsavory"...I'm the best damn thing this game has ever seen, end of story!
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I Made The Top 5 For The First Time!Only Four Others Are As Good At Doing The 'BJ' As Me!
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I Got My Ass Lit Up By God Himself!I Did Nothing Wrong I Say! ..Nothing At All! ..I'm Freakin' Innocent Yo!
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I am such a great person, I swear! ..Wait, I mean I don't swear.. I just mean it ya know?I maxed my karma out in a video game, this means I'm a great person right?
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ARGHHHHH!! !!! Okay! I'm Mad Okay! I can't stop cheatin' and RESETTING this game but she's cheatin' too! She cheated first!I'm the lowest of low. I'm the damnedest of damn. She's not cheatin' I know.. but I blow. (Game Reset 100x)
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This silly ass game says that I'm a "Scoundrel"...Well.. I think that this game can go straight to hell!
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Made My First Ten Thousand Bucks!I Can Now Buy A Really Cheap Toyota Truck!
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Two Cards, Two Queen of Hearts!I Think Love Is Looking For Me Today!
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This farkin' game says that I'm "Malicious"...But I tend to believe that I'm actually quite delicious!
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This dastardly game says that I'm "Vile"...Call it what you want game, but that's just my style!
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Made My First Twenty Thousand Bucks!I Can Now Buy A Year Of Good Luck!
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This fookin' game says that I'm "Dastardly"...But I think whoever developed this game is a bastard ..Wee!
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Three Aces In A Row! Whoa!!They Say That Ace Means Luck.. I Must Be Lucky As F*ck!!
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What the hell.. This damn game said that I'm "Wicked"...Yo, dev.. Re-do the code! This should NOT be permitted!
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Holy Smokes! I've Received 3 BJs In A Row!This Game Did What No Woman Has Ever Done Before!
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Made My First Fifty Thousand Bucks!I Can Now Buy A Really Nice Pickup Truck!
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Ugh, this vile and malicious game said that I am "Wretched"...Well maybe I'd be a little bit nicer if I wasn't so indebted!
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I am a bad, bad man (or woman)!I set my karma to ZERO and give zero shits about it!
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Made My First Hundred Thousand Bucks!I Can Now Buy My Own Cool Trailer House, Shucks!
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I Made Top BJ King For The First Time!Nobody Does The 'BJ' As Well As Me Baybee!
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I sold my soul to the devil for virtual, meaningless money!It takes a helluva dumbass to make this achievement! My momma is so proud!
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I'm Burnt Like An Electrofied And Sinful, Rich Golfer!God Lit My Ass Up 25 Times In A Single Game!
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I've made a total of half a million dollars!..Too bad I've lost most of that money, lol!
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Made My First Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Bucks!I Can Now Buy A Small House In Lubbock!
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I Made My First Million Bucks!Holy Hell, I Am Now Rich As F*ck!
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Made My First Half Million Bucks!I Can Buy A House In Colorado That Doesn't Suck!
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Ashes.. Ashes. We All Fall Down!God Is Freakin' PISSED! I Didn't Do Shit Man! ..I'm Contacting The Better Religious Bureau!
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I've made a million bucks total at The Best BJ!It's hard. Such hard work to make such 'big' BJ moments!
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10 million! I've made TEN MILLION BUCKS Yo!If only it was real money ya know?
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I've now made 5 milly doing this whole BJ thing!"The more you do it, the better ya get!"
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I Am Truly A Bad, Baddddd Man! Bwah Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!It Takes One BADDDDDD Man To Piss Off God This Much!
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Nobody.. I Said Nobody.. Is the King of The BJ like ME!$500,000,000 baby! That's Five-Hundred-Milly!!
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I'm getting so good at this BJ stuff, 50 million happy holler dollars now!"If you want me to make ya holler, It's gonna cost ya more than a dollar!"
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When you're as good at the BJ as me baby...You'll be rolling in the mountains of virtual hundred dollar bills!
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I'm Rich AF.. 25 million dollars I've made now!"My BJ Game is pure gold baby!"
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