The Parenting Simulator
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This is a story where you do something more terrifying than entering a haunted house, more dangerous than assaulting an alien horde, and more important than ruling a fantasy kingdom. You, and you alone, must turn your newborn baby into a functional adult. Will you be a tiger mom or a helicopter dad?
Достижения
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A Rose By Any OtherGive a name to your newborn baby. No pressure, right?
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You've Got a Friend in Me
Establish a connection with another parent.
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One Down…
Insure that your child survives the first day of school.
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Family Matters
Don't let your sister go away angry in Year 4.
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Pet Get!
The more the merrier, right?
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Play It Laude
Watch your child graduate high school.
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The Circle Closes
Complete a playthrough of The Parenting Simulator.
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Fostering a Friendship
Your longtime friend came to the graduation party.
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Commode Conqueror
Achieve full potty-trained status as soon as possible.
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The Finder
Locate something very valuable that has been misplaced.
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You Like Me, You Really Like Me
Raise a child who still voluntarily spends a good deal of time with you when all is said and done.
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Illness Immunity
You managed to prevent your baby from getting sick during their first year.
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Work is Work
See your offspring end up with a slightly more normal job than actor, athlete, or artist.
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Wonder of Wonders
Convince your teenager that you're actually worth spending time with in Year 15.
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I Refuse to Choose
Randomly select your child's gender.
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Sustaining a Sister
Your sister came to the graduation party.
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Das Boot
Don't let a minor vehicle issue pump the brakes on the quest for a driver's license.
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Sleep It OffHelp someone else's baby get a full, uninterrupted nap.
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Protecting a Parent
Your child's biological relative came to the graduation party.
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Break Out the Packing Tape
Fill the box with everything possible during the epilogue.
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Seems Familiar
Come upon a name from another time, another place.
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In Memory of Sully
Take a hard line on going under the water in Year 7.
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We Party the Hardiest of All
Spare no expense when it comes to the seventh birthday party.
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Paging Kenny Loggins
Enter the danger zone.
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High Score
Help your child get top marks on a standardized test.
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Climb the Ladder
Claw your way up to an executive position at work.
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The Razor's Edge
Finish The Parenting Simulator with at least one stat at exactly 50%.
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Remix
Receive an upgraded version of a previous gift.
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Cha-ching!
Win the WeViewer's Choice Contest.
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Get Paid
Extract a heavy toll to perform a household task.
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A Sporting Chance
Watch your child go pro in their sport of choice.
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Don't Look Back in Anger
Take a hard swerve to avoid turning onto Memory Lane in Year 11.
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Good for What Ails You
Make a high-stakes gamble on your pet's life…and win.
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Diapers or Bust
Allow your little one to go as long as possible without mastering the toilet.
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Ground Floor
Remain a low-level employee as long as possible.
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Valedictorian Vindication
Watch your child graduate at the top of the class.
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Get Paid What You're Worth
Exploit your child's laziness for maximum profit.
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Access Denied
Suspend your offspring's license before it's even issued.
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Lending an (Under)hand
Sacrifice the moral high ground to boost your child's chances in Year 9.
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Moonshot
Have a plan backfire in the best way possible.
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Death by Degrees
Pay for college tuition or trade school completely out of your own pocket.
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The Power of Gift Cards
Help your child pass a major audition.
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The Master
Have a child who becomes a true professional in their activity of choice.
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In Recognition
Travel far in order to watch your not-so-little one accept a major award.
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No Means No
Be active against activities!
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A Walking Insurance Nightmare
Go to the hospital the maximum number of times in the story.
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Go Fish
Make a less long-term commitment when shopping for potential pets.
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Family in Film
Experience the odd sensation of being the parent of someone with an IMDb page.
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Your Last Stand
Manage to complete the best possible diorama without your child's assistance in Year 10.
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Outsourcing
Resolve an awkward sister situation by calling in an unlikely conflict resolution assistant in Year 12.
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