Paradigm
Об игре
Paradigm is a surreal adventure game set in the strange and post apocalyptic Eastern European country of Krusz. Play as the handsome mutant, Paradigm, whose past comes back to haunt him in the form of a genetically engineered sloth that vomits candy.
Достижения
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DopeYou listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies.
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F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M
You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes
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Koniec
You completed Paradigm. Dope.
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Crowd Pleaser
You learned some sweet dance moves.
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Succulent Space Odyseey
You bid a farewell to a space cactus.
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High Five Me Again, Yeah
You high fived the arm one too many times.
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We Don't Go There
You entered the forbidden mouse hole.
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Toast My Buns
You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy.
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Quak Me Hard
You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true.
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Oh My What Long Arms You Have
You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing.
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There's No Place Like Wall
You talked to the Man in the Wall.
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Down in the Dungeon
You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house)
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Keeps Me Company
You defended yourself in the way only way you know how.
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Qualified IT Consultant
You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job.
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Kvlt Grooves
You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape.
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Carpal Tunnel Revenue
You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel.
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High Fidelity
You collected all the audio tapes.
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Notavirus.exe
You installed a virus in IT.
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